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Does anyone know how to extract damned souls from a tree?

Or, failing that, a way to remove and replace said tree.

I may not be very good at practical things, but I had thought I could -garden-.

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I could give it a shot.

Though I'll probably have to make you sign a waver.

...Maybe I'll just rent a chainsaw.

I suppose you could.

Of course, it could be that the tree is the only thing keeping whatever's inside from rampaging over the earth... in particular all over Sakana.

But hey, knock yourself out. I'd suggest bringing several priests of different religions, and keeping a number of holy items around.

You know, in case you get possessed. Or Niyo does. Or Isabel does. Or everyone there does.

If there's anything like that in the tree, I'm sure one of the five or six individuals talented at neutralizing things like that living here will deal with it.

Suit yourself.

I'd suggest getting life insurance first, though.

Maybe we should just leave it alone.

It wails every time I get near it, It has to go.

It's also Fujiwara.

Jesus Christ only knows how that thing is set up.

For all we know, we made be unmade for destroying it. Or no one will remember our names.

..Maybe I can have it moved.

I'm sure there are some eccentrics who would love an unspeakably evil tree.

... And when the master of said tree comes back and finds it missing?

You know he's going to con his way back into owning the place.

My goal is to make this place so clean and pure he hisses like a snake and slithers away from it in anger and anguish.

Ooooh, let's burn it!

NO NO! First! We make an effigy of Fujiwara and attach it to the tree, then we burn BOTH!

That might hurt the damned souls.

..Although they are damned, so I doubt they'd mind.

...But that'd be incredibly irresponsible and children live here.

....But it'd make me feel nice.

.....I'll consider it.

If they're trapped in a tree, wouldn't setting the tree on fire release them?

See, that'd be doing the damned souls a favor.

It'd still be terribly irresponsible.

We'd have to send the children away for the day.

Oh buy 'em some tickets to Sea World.

I'll work on getting permits.

i think the trees are just lonely

..the big tree was a bad tree, and it had to be put on time out. That's why it cries.

...you're not gonna burn down the tree right?? it can be a good tree!

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We'll find somewhere the tree can be a good tree.

i guess that's better than killing it but i won't be able to talk to it ever again will i?

..We can try to make the tree a good tree.

it just needs more friends to talk to it!!

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