(no subject)

[saw_the_sea]

I see in my absence dealing with bureaucracy has not gotten any simpler.

Ridiculous..

Comments

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

What's up?

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

It was almost easier to completely fake my death than it has been so far to undo it.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad, try explaining to your boss that a guy you saw fall into a goddamn nuclear reactor managed to come back.

I mean... ...what's the problem? I mean...if you're alive, isn't that proof enough to undo it?

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Apparently it's not.

I've never had so many parts my physical body checked before.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

....you don't need a checkup to see if you're alive!

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Apparently I do.

And my fingerprints, dental records, and DNA all had to be tested.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Huh.

...guess after you were gone so long, they gotta prove that stuff though.

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

I suppose, but, my lord.

The forms. So many.

[sees-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Hey.

Google "world's smallest violin".

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

Yes, well, at least yours didn't involve a large angry woman sticking tools in your mouth or needles into your arm.