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saw_the_sea ([personal profile] saw_the_sea) wrote2009-07-05 11:20 pm

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I see in my absence dealing with bureaucracy has not gotten any simpler.

Ridiculous..

[identity profile] saw-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
It was almost easier to completely fake my death than it has been so far to undo it.

[identity profile] sees-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
You think that's bad, try explaining to your boss that a guy you saw fall into a goddamn nuclear reactor managed to come back.

I mean... ...what's the problem? I mean...if you're alive, isn't that proof enough to undo it?

[identity profile] saw-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently it's not.

I've never had so many parts my physical body checked before.

[identity profile] sees-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
....you don't need a checkup to see if you're alive!

[identity profile] saw-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently I do.

And my fingerprints, dental records, and DNA all had to be tested.

[identity profile] sees-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Huh.

...guess after you were gone so long, they gotta prove that stuff though.

[identity profile] saw-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose, but, my lord.

The forms. So many.

[identity profile] sees-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hey.

Google "world's smallest violin".

[identity profile] saw-the-sea.livejournal.com 2009-07-06 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

Yes, well, at least yours didn't involve a large angry woman sticking tools in your mouth or needles into your arm.