Dual Post

[saw_the_sea]

I feel as though it is my duty to step-up and do my duty as a father in this situation.

[Event]

Isabel. Your father just opened your door at 5:00 AM. And blew a gym whistle as loud as humanly possible.

Comments

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Ooookaaaay.

What've ya got planned then, Mr. Fun and Pleasant?

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

A brisk fitness exercise.

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, uh.

I'm still kinda weirded out 'ere gimme a few.

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Is everyone so much of an idiot that is the first thing they jump to?

I worded that poorly. But I assumed people weren't that stupid!

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

I assumed people still knew 'ow ta not make comments like that without knowing full well what they were gonna be implyin'!

[saw-the-sea.livejournal.com]

I assumed people didn't immediately jump to the most idiotic possible interpretation of a statement!

[azuremagma.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry we're all thinkin' with the 'ead that ya ain't been usin' fer years. That sentence... Even normal people would flip out on it.

But no, really. 'ave fun with yer exercise thing.