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So hey.

If you live in Sakana, you just heard the most ear-shattering, scream possible. It sounds very male. And young. And coming from Cain's room.

It sounds panicked, to boot.

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"OH NO! A SHRIEK OF TERRROR!"

Super Reporter Carly Nagisa INVESTIGATES!

There's a kid in the room. Panicking like nobody's business, gibbering nonsensically which on closer inspection is actually french. He's darting around the room in confusion and anguish.

"H-hey! Hey hey hey hey! Calm down!"

Unfortunately he doesn't seem to speak Japanese, so instead of listen to you, he's going to freak out and bolt to the other side of the room.

"Man there's more kids showing up here all the time..."

"Ah, what's your name?"

He doesn't really respond, beyond more panicked fear. Until he nearly chokes, and draws out an inhaler and takes a few puffs from it.

"Where am I who are you where is my house what is going on?!"

this is, of course, in french.

French, french, oh I know some French!

"Ah....hello....I am....the reporter..." Pause. "I come from far away....to research...scoop" Scoop is still in English "About...deadly robot Eifel Tower."

"Reporter...Deadly robot.. Eiffel Tower?"

He DOES stop panicking. So now he's just confused.

"Uh...OH WAIT! I KNOW!" She grabs her PDA and opens a translator. She types for a few minutes before reading off in bad, accented French.

"My name is Carly. What is yours?"

Blink blink. Clearly this woman cannot be dangerous.

"C-Cain Marias, ma'am."

"Wh- Marias-san!?" She starts typing again.

"Are you related to the older Marias-san?"

"Older Marias?"

Typetypetype.

"Yeah, he's like...a lot older! He's Isabel-san's father!"

"T-the only older people I know with my same name are my parents, I don't know anyone named Isabel!"

"... ..." Type type.

"I'm confused."

"s-so am I."

Carly kinda rubs her head.

"Well... ...you're in Japan right now so..."

"JAPAN?!"

And back incomprehensibly fast gibberish in french.

"H-hey hey, I can't understand when you talk that fast!"

More gibberish. Then hyperventilating. Theeeen, whunk, collapse.

"...hooboy..."

Carly lifts him up and drags him towards her and Jack's apartment.

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